A week in review:

He was visibly agitated by beer. We fear he is not ours. He's still pretty wee.

If we wedge him into the cracks of the poofy couch we can almost make him sit. Notice the slobber/vomit stains to his right from failed attempts

How did THAT get in here?

Rub a dub dub, Charlie in his tub. It's like a baby jacuzzi...he seems to like it.

the dude in a cursed onesie. Onesie's suck compare to sleepers. especially if your elf hates being changed. Those little legs are hard to jam into pant legs.

Cutie Pies

Steph doesn't like me posting pics with her...but c'mon they are sooo kewt! This is one of my favorite pics of my sweeties.

This was actually 9 days ago....weird how much he has changed in 9 days

Steph is an extremely loving and patient mom. Child rear'n isn't easy, but watching Steph manage pretty much all of it (I empty the Diaper Genie) makes me appreciate how much she cares about his well being...probably the true definition if unconditional love.... and how easy it is to be a dude.

What will Charlie look like?

Current features + dad

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I think it's a pretty good approximation less skin tone.

Charlie the Diva

Charlie's closet

Dad's closet

two weeks plus 2 days and he has waaay more clothes than me....please note the stuff on the hooks on the right is mommy's

Charlie is now offical!

Charlie's first mail....sniff sniff.....he is now recognized in the "system" man.

HAVE REMOVED HIS SIN NUMBER!!

We can now put him to work:

Professional Poo Maker

Hearing Protection Test Cell Noisemaker

Diaper Integrity Tester (he peed in his own eye last night)

Cat Luv Displacer

No one better steal his identity 'cause I posted this....

Baby's First Cat Ride

I mean, who wasn't sceered on their first cat ride?

No cats were hurt in the taking of this photo...

One baby leg and dad arm were bitten.

Long awaited belly nugget

Here it is in all it's glory!

I have a picture of the belly button nugget stuffed into my belly button for perspective, but Steph (yet again) wouldn't let me post the pic. She is down to pre-preggers fighting weight and I am still carrying about 22.75lbs of sympathy weight. she thinks I will gross you out.

belly button nugget

C-Roy's belly button nugget fell off last night!

I will post pics if the cats haven't eaten it by the time I get home....drats, I should have put it in a safer place.

His belly button hole was all gross and gooey. Even Gracie flinched. Steph thinks he may have an outie, but who could really tell with all that cheese and goo.

I told Grace and Steph I clipped it off....I didn't, but it added some heated debate around the household.

Steph and Grace won't let me clip ANYTHING.

:(

Hanging out with the ladies

Stylish pant suit admired by Momma Bear..cleavage admired by Poppa Bear

Charlotte: Blonde and curly haired female Charlie...Steph still has hope...

Sarah: Making baby holding look easy (steph wanted me to mention that Sarah's boobs are still bigger than hers....but I thought it rude)

being played like a piano but somehow indifferent to the experience

Too much champagne on girls night

Out deer hunting

Steph was out Deer hunting, so I was a little too busy to keep up with the posts. She did well...harvested a couple of cute and delicious animals which are currently hanging in the garage.

down for the count

Co-ordinating blanky, nuk, and chapeau.

Looking for food. It's his best trick...rolls from side to side with his mouth moving like Pacman

Auntie Nowella scoring some one on one time while Steph was out deer hunting.

Self family portrait...it took a few goes to get most of us in the shot. The self portrait is definitely easier with only two people. Please Gods, let Charlie look like the cute chick on the right... Is there a patron saint of looking like your mom?